Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."

This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this, the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

Little Johnny's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"